We've mocked the militias
Of the deep south
And with good reason
But in times like these
When vigilantes are needed
We regret our snobbery
When those crazy flyers
Hit the streets, literally,
Dropped from an airplane
To "spread Christmas cheer
Even to damn yankees,"
The thousand flyers read.
No food, no supplies
Just these Christmas cards
Pictures I'll never forget
Zombie corpses posed perfectly
Almost as if taxidermied
Dressed in robes and cloaks
image:
Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus
Fetid flesh in perfect pose
Shepherds knelt in adoration
Missing fingers, eyeballs, toes
Zombie magi bringing gifts
Riding camels, holding reigns
Bearing gifts of frankincense,
Myrrh, and possibbly brains
Serenading from on high
Zombie angels strung above
Complete the adoration scene
Photo spreading Christmas love
Though it was hysterical
Complaining is considered rude
Wish that godforsaken militia
Would've airdropped beer or food!
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