Wall to wall zombies
or rather a zombie wall
almost fused by the cold.
Excited with mandatory battle,
the hipster did his best
impression of the cinematic
Leonidas, the ones with
garden hoes his pikemen.
Fact: A hipster has
the strength of twenty
sarcastic bloggers.
A government worker
is equivalent to
three hipsters.
A father of three
still-living children
is equivalent to
someone still with a
clearly defined purpose.
Forty minutes later,
it was the father
coming down on the
zombie's head with a
makeshift sledge
who finally made a sound
that didn't sound like
an angry child's shovel
smacking the driveway.
One of us spoke the idea
of using the near by bridge.
That's when we knew
we had our plot
and a timeline akin
to early Romero
than Steven King sized tome
and no one wanted to joke
for fear of dying early
like a character actor.
No comments:
Post a Comment