Driver didn't show up for work yet. He's totally fired. I want belgian waffles.
9:07 AM Dec 4th via web
Can't wait for him any longer. Taking the Bentley myself. Hate driving in NYC.
9:32 AM Dec 4th via web
Saturday AM in Manhattan. Where are all the cars?
9:55 AM Dec 4th via web
Armed guards outside Barneys? Whatever. Headed to Burberry.
10:11 AM Dec 4th via web
Where is everybody this morning? Can't find a sales girl anywhere. What a mess in here.
10:28 AM Dec 4th via web
Just found the manager hiding behind the perfume counter crying. Don't think she knows who I am.
10:31 AM Dec 4th via web
Some nerve! All I did was ask her for for a bottle of Chanel. She tried to spray me in the eyes with the Believe by Britney Spears tester!
10:35 AM Dec 4th via web
I'm out of here. Off to the boutiques before brunch!
10:43 AM Dec 4th via web
Is is one of those Jewish holidays or something? Everything's closed down here. That totally sucks.
10:57 AM Dec 4th via web
Nikki just canceled on dinner at Nobu. Something about Zombie Apocalypse. Can't find them on iTunes. Anyone heard of them?
11:32 AM Dec 4th via web
Streets are bare. So creepy. Headed to lunch with Daddy.
11:44 AM Dec 4th via web
Something big going on in Times' Square. Lots of people. Wonder which parade it is.
11:52 AM Dec 4th via web
Little late for Halloween! Bunch of freaks in costume J-walking up ahead. Covered in fake blood. Kind of cold for no shirt.
11:57 AM Dec 4th via web
OMG I think it's one of those flash mobs. Like a costume flash mob or something. That's so hot! Totally going to check this out.
12:01 PM Dec 4th via web
Gross! Some cop just bit my hand. He smelled all weird, like Chinatown. Got blood on my Prada.
12:08 PM Dec 4th via web
Trapped in my car. Those freaks are everywhere. I'm late for lunch. Dad's going to kill me. He's not answering his cell.
12:42 PM Dec 4th via web
BRRAAAAINS.....
2:39 PM Dec 4th via web
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