It's Christmas time
In Zombie Land!
Hear Christmas Choirs
Flee Zombie bands
Climb Christmas trees
Since Zombies can't
Spread "Christmas cheer"
Watch zombies dance
Wrap Christmas gifts
With Zombie bows
Shove Christmas fists
Up Zombie's nose
We Christmas pimps
Slap Zombie hoes
Our Christmas boots
Stomp Zombie toes.
It's Christmas Day
The Zombies dread.
His Christmas sleigh?
A Zombie sled!
Pull, Christmas deer!
Leave Zombies dead!
My Christmas gift:
One Zombie head.
I'm singing this on December 24th.... nicely done.
ReplyDeleteI love how much this is reminiscent of Fox in Socks.
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