5/30- Zombie Cat

Zombie cat will not come when you call him.
Zombie cat's fur has rotten off.
Zombie cat is different than ghost cat,
Because zombie cat cannot float.
Zombie cat would like to visit Egypt someday,
But zombie cat cannot swim.
Zombie cat sinks in water.
Zombie cat will not come when you call him.
Zombie cat was bitten by a zombie human,
And not another zombie cat.
Zombie cat can only turn mice into zombie mice.
Zombie cat is 2 inches taller than most cats.
Zombie cat is 2 feet shorter than zombie dog.
Zombie cat does not eat tuna.
Zombie cat does not eat human brains,
But only the brains of non-zombie cats
And certain species of non-zombie feline.
Zombie cat cannot haz cheezeburger.
Zombie cat can haz brainz,
But cannot haz brainz between burger buns.
Zombie cat will not be walked on a leash.
Zombie cat does not use the litterbox.
Zombie cat will not come when you call him.
Zombie cat does not remember his name.